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Every beautiful issue of the hilariously absurd Great Ape in one brilliant bundle at a lower price? This may be the best thing that has ever happened. That is not an overstatement. Please allow up to 14 days after placing order for delivery.

Return of the ape (once again). Return of the ape (pump up the world). Return of the ape (watch my flow). You know that I’ll be back (here I go). Please allow up to 14 days after placing order for delivery.

Return of the ape (come on). Return of the ape (oh my God). You know that I’ll be back (here I am). The E-Book version will be delivered via email as a PDF file. Please allow 1-2 days after placing order for delivery.

Welcome back to the Jungle! Your favourite Great Ape has found aliens, exorcists and plastic surgeons and bound them in a pink vision for this season’s fix of weird. Please allow up to 14 days after placing order for delivery.

I get it – you want your vision in pink and you want it now. The E-Book version will be delivered via email as a PDF file. Please allow 1-2 days after placing order for delivery.

The Ape is back and funnier than ever! We’ve got sharks, Bruce Willis and a time-traveling sandwich. You want comedy? You want the absurd? Great Ape’s got you covered. Please allow up to 14 days after placing order for delivery.

Can’t wait to feast your eyes on our third issue? We don’t blame you. The E-Book version will be delivered via email as a PDF file. Please allow 1-2 days after placing order for delivery.

The Great Ape has found more stories for you to delight in. Where else could you find a numerically challenged composer, half a theologically charged worm and Mark Twain nursing pints at the same bar? Even more absurd, even more hilarious, even more Great Ape. Please allow up to 14 days after placing order for delivery.

All the same stories and poems streaming at high speed from the Great Ape’s mind directly to your screen. It’s absurd, it’s hilarious, and it’s fully digital. The E-Book version will be delivered via email as a PDF file. Please allow 1-2 days after placing order for delivery.

Crack this spine to find poems about rebellious shoe laces, love letters from a feral cat, a villanelle about cleaning toilets, and much much more. Expect the unexpected. Find joy in the absurd. Be a Great Ape. Please allow up to 14 days for delivery.

Same poems, love letters, villanelles, etc., but without the spine. Convenience is king. The E-Book version will be delivered via email as a PDF file. Please allow 1-2 days for delivery.